Wanted: Vast sums of Money with no questions asked

The sad fact is that even if I make a heartfelt plea on the t’interweb about how much the world would be improved by the incorporation, founding and subsequent grand opening of the Jabberwocky, it is unlikely to start raining money. Naturally, in terms of satisfaction rating, a self built empire stands taller than one built on what would, frankly, be a hand out built on metaphorical hands, but I would still take it. It also creates a stranger mindscape, if you can take a moment to visualise the whole empire-on-hands thing. Dithery aside, the last few days have been fraught with the problems of being earnest about opening a restaurant but financially rather stretched. I will share with you that the dream involves owning actual bricks and mortar, and that...